impungutye elusizi
Lomntu ungamaziyo oko kudala ecengwa, plus ngokubona la panty intle bendisele ndiyilindele le wattle imangalisayo bendilindele ukuyibona phaya. Kodwa, akuzange kuwufanele loo mgudu. Emva kwento entle esongwayo kwakukho intshontsho lentshontsho.
Kudala uBlondie ephupha umqhagi otyebileyo oza kujoja umngxuma wakhe wokukhupha ilindle, kwaye ngoku ufumene into ayifunayo.
Imilenze emangalisayo emangalisayo kunye ne-esile kumfazi wesakhiwo esithobekileyo. Ukukhanya nje - ndifumene i-boner ngokukhawuleza! Uyintombazana ekhohlakeleyo, ulwimi lwakhe lundikhotha umcondo, emehlweni kukho oosathana abancinci abaxhumayo. Ndiyawathanda la manenekazi akhohlakeleyo, awukwazi ukudikwa ngoluhlobo!
Ndifuna ukulala
Wenze kakuhle, nigger, usebenze njenge-drill. Ngoku emva kwebholiti enkulu intshontsho lentombi yomtshato wesibini ayisayi kuqina kangako.
Ngubani ofuna
Amabele akhe mahle, nangona ndiyazi ukuba ayisilicone! Kodwa isenomtsalane kakhulu. Kodwa imbonakalo ezimpundu ayiniki mdla kangako-ndiyoyika ukuba ndingatshona kweli tonela ligruthiweyo! Mhlawumbi ubuncinci umphambili wakhe awukrazukanga kakubi!
Ngubani oculayo? Yiphose kum!
Iividiyo eziyeleleneyo
UJimmy McCarthy.